Sunday, June 1, 2008

Tiny Demons (Fucking OWWWW!)



DISCLAIMER: I must apologize beforehand for being a tad-bit too personal, but writing about it helps my nerves.

I know I havn't written in a while but I felt tonight finally warranted a worthy post. If anyone has ever experienced the nightmare that is a kidney stone then you know what I am going through right now. Having just returned from the ER with a new found respect for the human condition, I begin to prepare for the longest two days of my life. I now get to await the unnanounced arrival of my freshly-calcified demon baby. Though I expect the torturing anticipation will heavily outbufden the the actual birth, I have idiotically sought the council of too many experts who apparently have no trouble describing the sheer agony of my inevitable passing.

Also, did I mention that I am a perfectly consciable and relatively fit 23-year old avid health-nut and not a 52-year old ulcer-plagued, alcoholic claims adjuster who consumes copious amounts of Pepto-Bismal, coffee and Marlboro Reds like they were oxygen (no one particular BTW). What the fuck! I would imagine that its Wikipedia time.

Oh Well, I guess it could be worse. I now have ample amounts of Vicodin and Flonaze(ureter expander) to get me through the next week. Also, I could use a couple days off work in order to catch up on some light reading and music research. Maybe I'll catch a show in downtown Austin as well, given that my jagged little buddy decides to stay idle for a while. In any case, I tried to theme a few tracks in this post that I've been kicking around for awhile, that seemingly work well for either passing some time or passing some rocks. Enjoy.

Arab Strap - Fucking Little Bastards
Justin Bond And the Hungry March Band - In the End
Honey Claws - Grapefruit (Or So it Feels Like)
Animal Collective - Baby Day
The Modern Lovers - Hospital
Testicular Manslaughter - Sun Fades the Shades


Again, I apologize (but Vicoden does breed sincerity)